Posts Tagged → Twilight
Fall On Your Sword’s “Spanish Ladies” turns Jaws into the love story you’ve always known it to be
The mad geniuses of Fall On Your Sword have done it again.
As they describe it, “Spanish Ladies” is “inspired by Spielberg’s heart breaking tale of a triangular love affair set at sea.” The tangled romance of three men hunting a killer shark far outshines anything the Twilight series could possibly muster. Clicky the embedded video behind the break, and know what it is to feel love. READ MORE!
Triweekly Podcast: Immaculate Inception
Is it that time already?
Witness the latest in cutting-edge podcast technology!*
![Repossession Men [Photo - Universal]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/repo_men_japanese-poster.jpg "Repossession Men [Photo - Universal]")
IT CHANGES COLORS
LIKE THE CHAMELEON
IT USES THE JUNGLE
Thrill as we blabber incoherently on the following:
- Inception – IMAX, speak up Ken Watanabe, is it all a dream (and does it even matter?) – spoilers ahoy
- Predators – Brodychest
- The Social Network – the evolution of David Fincher, director of the music video for Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”
- The Room – meeting Tommy Wiseau
- M. Night Shyamalan’s Neckbeard Army
- Machete – we demand more Jeff Fahey
- Steven Seagal vs. vampires!
- the dearth of decent Nazi Zombie movies
- Zack Snyder makes a crazy owl movie
- You can’t see the eyes of the demon until him come callin
Get ‘em while they’re hot!
Woogmoog Triweekly Podcast 07-17-2010
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever?
(oh oh oh)
MUSIC
Intro: Mike
Outro: Mike and Pat
*nope
Review: Jonah Hex
![Jonah Hex [Photo - Warner Bros.]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jonah_hex.jpg "Jonah Hex [Photo - Warner Bros.]")
Just about the only thing Jonah Hex has going for it is its running time: discounting the credits sequence, the movie’s really only about 75 minutes long. Please don’t take this as a recommendation. Standing outside in the sun’s harsh ultraviolet rays for the same amount of time is much more entertaining, and you save a few bucks to boot. Nothing in Jonah Hex works, from the characters to the action to the writing and the special effects: it’s all a boring, stilted mess. READ MORE!
Playing the Numbers Game
![M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender [Photo - Paramount]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/airbender2.jpg "M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender [Photo - Paramount]")
Everyone seems to be buzzing about The Last Airbender’s Rotten Tomatoes score of 7%, asking things like “is it really that bad,” “is it actually worse than Marmaduke or Twilight: Eclipse,” or “is it really that bad?” It really is interesting to see how much discussion there is out there about scores and numbers and percentages alone on this movie compared to what discussion there is out there on what exactly made the movie so shitty. The Happening is quite possibly one of the worst acts of cinema ever perpetrated on the world, but knowing its Tomatometer score is 18% does nothing to clarify that. READ MORE!