Posts Tagged → trailers
Please, Louise, Save Me from the Remake Disease
![Footloose [Paramount]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screengrab.jpg "Footloose [Paramount]")
The trailer for the Footloose remake/reimagining is here! Soon (soon!) we can expect remakes of Flashdance and Dirty Dancing to follow! Hopefully we’re on the verge of an 80s dance-movie renaissance! Or at the very least 80s Kevin Bacon movies. So until that Tremors remake comes callin’, sate your Kevin Bacon lust and clicky below the break to watch the glorious (awful-looking) Footloose trailer. READ MORE!
Triweekly Podcast: Immaculate Inception
Is it that time already?
Witness the latest in cutting-edge podcast technology!*
![Repossession Men [Photo - Universal]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/repo_men_japanese-poster.jpg "Repossession Men [Photo - Universal]")
IT CHANGES COLORS
LIKE THE CHAMELEON
IT USES THE JUNGLE
Thrill as we blabber incoherently on the following:
- Inception – IMAX, speak up Ken Watanabe, is it all a dream (and does it even matter?) – spoilers ahoy
- Predators – Brodychest
- The Social Network – the evolution of David Fincher, director of the music video for Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”
- The Room – meeting Tommy Wiseau
- M. Night Shyamalan’s Neckbeard Army
- Machete – we demand more Jeff Fahey
- Steven Seagal vs. vampires!
- the dearth of decent Nazi Zombie movies
- Zack Snyder makes a crazy owl movie
- You can’t see the eyes of the demon until him come callin
Get ‘em while they’re hot!
Woogmoog Triweekly Podcast 07-17-2010
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever?
(oh oh oh)
MUSIC
Intro: Mike
Outro: Mike and Pat
*nope
I Am Jack’s Ferrari 250 GT Spyder California
![Ferris Bueller's Day Off [Photo - Paramount]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ferris.jpg "Ferris Bueller's Day Off [Photo - Paramount]")
Fight Club is basically the perfect book and film for any impressionable, pretentious high school student. Since the movie came out while I myself was an impressionable, pretentious high school student, I love it dearly.
One of my most favorite things to come out of the internet is the Ferris Bueller Fight Club theory. In a nutshell, you have two characters: the repressed and socially maladjusted Cameron, and the wild and crazy Ferris Bueller as his polar opposite. The theory is that Ferris is merely a figment of Cameron’s imagination, a la Tyler Durden. It gives Ferris Bueller’s Day Off a hilarious new level of depth.
The theory has been given video form here, embedded below the jump. Clicky! READ MORE!
Fan-Made Expendables Trailer Wants You to Grow a Pair
Most of the time fan-made trailers and posters are utterly worthless. As much as I love the music used in Inception‘s trailers, it’s quickly replacing The Two Towers‘ rendition of Requiem for a Dream‘s main theme as the most annoyingly overused bit of music on the internet. BRRRRRMMMMM and Predator do not mix.
However, this call-to-arms trailer for The Expendables not only blows most other fan-made hokum out of the water, it also puts the film’s own shoddy marketing to shame. Good-bye CG crows and footage-less teasers, hello “get your ass to Mars” admonishing!
Turn yourself into a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus when The Expendables hits theaters August 13th.
UPDATE: So apparently the MPAA really does not like it when you use their green bumper things. The trailer has been re-upped here.
Inception Clip: This Is Your First Lesson
Well, my IMAX ticket is sold. Can it be July 16th now, please?
Trailer Park: Rango
How great is that new Rango trailer? The Gore Verbinski-directed and Johnny Cage-starring furry friends CG animated flick seems fairly run-of-the-mill story-wise, but looks absolutely gorgeous.
![Rango [Paramount]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/rango1-1024x425.jpg "Rango [Paramount]")
After the horrible batch of 3D and animated trailers attached to Toy Story 3, seeing something as beautifully composed as this was definitely refreshing. The design is great and I love Depp’s lizard’s gangly features – he feels like he’s straight out of a Ralph Steadman painting and I swear he’s wearing a Hunter S. Thompson-esque shirt. I’d wager on at least one Fear and Loathing-referencing scene with the lizard wearing aviators and munching on a cigarette holder.
There are some extraordinarily trippy shots in this trailer, best seen on a humongous screen. Seeing this was the best part of going to see The Last Airbender on Friday.
Head below the jump to see more screencaps. READ MORE!
Force Unleashed Sequel Cinematic Has Lightsabers, Big Robots Being Crushed, Not Much Else
![Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II [Photo - LucasArts (trailer screencap)]](http://www.woogmoog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tfu1.jpg "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II [Photo - LucasArts (trailer screencap)]")
Trailers, trailers, trailers!
Gametrailers has a nifty little cinematic from the upcoming sequel to the atrocious The Force Unleashed. Click below the jump for the trailer. READ MORE!
Kill a Commie for Mommy and Defend the Homefront, Wolverines-Style in Upcoming FPS
Ah, another reminder that it’s E3 trailer season in video game land.
On the menu today is Kaos Studios’ Homefront, an FPS set in the American heartland under occupation by North Korea. Clicky below the break for the ludicrous trailer, with its questionable insertion of current events. I’m surprised there aren’t any Gulf oil spill references in there. READ MORE!
Everyone’s Salivating at Stupid New Mortal Kombat Video
There’s a trailer out there right now that everyone seems to be going gaga for: a new Mortal Kombat game or movie with a “realistic” take on the goofy cast of characters. With folks like Michael Jai White in the trailer (and with E3 being next week) this has got to be for something significant.
“Realistic?” you ask. Reptile’s a dude with a skin problem! Baraka’s a dude with surgical addiction! Click below for video. READ MORE!