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July 23rd, 2010

Triweekly Podcast: Immaculate Inception

Is it that time already?

Witness the latest in cutting-edge podcast technology!*

Repossession Men [Photo - Universal]

IT CHANGES COLORS

LIKE THE CHAMELEON

IT USES THE JUNGLE

Thrill as we blabber incoherently on the following:

  • Inception – IMAX, speak up Ken Watanabe, is it all a dream (and does it even matter?) – spoilers ahoy
  • Predators – Brodychest
  • The Social Network – the evolution of David Fincher, director of the music video for Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”
  • The Room – meeting Tommy Wiseau
  • M. Night Shyamalan’s Neckbeard Army
  • Machete – we demand more Jeff Fahey
  • Steven Seagal vs. vampires!
  • the dearth of decent Nazi Zombie movies
  • Zack Snyder makes a crazy owl movie
  • You can’t see the eyes of the demon until him come callin

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

Woogmoog Triweekly Podcast 07-17-2010

Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever?

(oh oh oh)

MUSIC
Intro: Mike
Outro: Mike and Pat

*nope

By Dan Euto • Posted in Podcasts • 6 Comments
July 16th, 2010

Review: Predators

Predators [Photo - Twentieth Century Fox]

It’s been a rough couple of years for everyone’s favorite cloaky-snarly-stabby yakbak-utilizing alien hunter. The one-two punch of the overall horrendous Alien vs. Predator movies (AvP is watchable but terrible, and AvP: Requiem is like some sort of hate crime) while his xenomorph counterparts live it up in star-studded sequel after sequel (yes, I am kidding – no rational person feels anything positive for Alien: Resurrection).

Can Robert Rodriguez and relative newcomer Nimród Antal turn all of that around? READ MORE!

By Dan Euto • Posted in Movie Reviews, Movies • No Comments
July 13th, 2010

Fan-Made Expendables Trailer Wants You to Grow a Pair

Most of the time fan-made trailers and posters are utterly worthless. As much as I love the music used in Inception‘s trailers, it’s quickly replacing The Two Towers‘ rendition of Requiem for a Dream‘s main theme as the most annoyingly overused bit of music on the internet. BRRRRRMMMMM and Predator do not mix.

However, this call-to-arms trailer for The Expendables not only blows most other fan-made hokum out of the water, it also puts the film’s own shoddy marketing to shame. Good-bye CG crows and footage-less teasers, hello “get your ass to Mars” admonishing!

Turn yourself into a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus when The Expendables hits theaters August 13th.

UPDATE: So apparently the MPAA really does not like it when you use their green bumper things. The trailer has been re-upped here.

By Dan Euto • Posted in Movie News, Movies • No Comments