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July 2nd, 2010

Review: Jonah Hex

Jonah Hex [Photo - Warner Bros.]

Just about the only thing Jonah Hex has going for it is its running time: discounting the credits sequence, the movie’s really only about 75 minutes long. Please don’t take this as a recommendation. Standing outside in the sun’s harsh ultraviolet rays for the same amount of time is much more entertaining, and you save a few bucks to boot. Nothing in Jonah Hex works, from the characters to the action to the writing and the special effects: it’s all a boring, stilted mess. READ MORE!

By Dan Euto • Posted in Movie Reviews, Movies • No Comments
June 22nd, 2010

Triweekly Podcast: Of Biker Boyz and Men

What’s this, again? Has it been three weeks already? IT HAS BEEN LIKE FIVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Not pictured - DEADLY BARBS [Photo - Bjork.com]

Woogmoog Triweekly Podcast 06-17-2010

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YOU AIN’T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX:

  • The A-Team
  • Torque
  • Timothy Olyphant, the star of Torque
  • Biker Boyz
  • Piranha 3D, savior of Summer 2010
  • Example #514 of someone from The Wire whose name isn’t Idris Elba and is stuck in a horrible movie (not counting Prom Night because that movie is suck, redefined)
  • More people should like Neil Marshall and Doomsday
  • Punisher: War Zone is Season 6 of The Wire
  • Josh Brolin is apparently in Men in Black 3
  • Have you ever seen Sphere? Explain.
  • Splice and Björk
  • WHAT IF you could somehow make Mortal Kombat dumber?
  • E3!

MUSIC

Intro: Pat and Mike

Outro: Pat

Hate mail? RIGHT THIS WAY, BUCKO

We’ve pared down the length because apparently folks who have lives can’t stand to listen to us prattle on and on for hours and hours. We live to serve, condensed or no. Enjoy!

By Dan Euto • Posted in Podcasts • No Comments